• You lust for O’Reilly books.
• You know that “goto considered harmful”.
• You are looking for the “else” at the end of this joke.
• You believe that making a wrong program worse is no sin.
• Every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym for you.
• When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.
• You can remember seventeen computer passwords but not your anniversary.
• You are sure that the year 2000 is a leap year, and know why it is dangerous.
• You start laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.
• You go to balance your checkbook and discover that you’re doing the math in hexadecimal.
• The language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.
• On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.

Taken from JOKELO.COM

Posted on September 14th, 2007 by Wahyu
Filed under: Just for Fun